ITшутки :-)

[UMLец]

% scan for <<"Arnold Schwarzenegger"^J^D
"Arnold Schwarzenegger": << terminator not found

% ar m God
ar: God does not exist

% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched".

% ^How did the sex change^operation go?
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% cat 'the can of tuna'
cat: cannot open the can of tuna

$ mkdir matter; cat>matter
matter: cannot create

$ drink <bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
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Почему здесь? Всем такое не понять!

[Dweller]

а мне вспомнилась любимая фраза "you bunny wrote"

[Black_Cat]

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

% man woman
no manual entry for woman.

% make 'heads or tails of all this'
Make: Don't know how to make heads or tails of all this. Stop.


% make sense
Make: Don't know how to make sense. Stop.


% make mistake
Make: Don't know how to make mistake. Stop.


% make bottle.open
Make: Don't know how to make bottle.open. Stop.

% rm -i God
rm: remove God? y
% ls God
God not found
% make light
Make: Don't know how to make light. Stop.


% date me
You are not superuser: date not set

% * How would you describe Bill Clinton
*: Ambiguous.

% "How would you rate Bush's senility?
Unmatched ".

% cp /dev/null sex;chmod 000 sex
% more sex
sex: Permission denied
% mv sex show
% strip show
strip: show: Permission denied

$ man -kisses dog
dog: nothing appropriate

$ lost
lost: not found

$ sleep with me often
sleep: invalid time interval


% How's my lovemaking?
Unmatched '.

% [Where is my brain?
Missing ].

% cat "door: paws too slippery"
cat: cannot open door: paws too slippery

% look into "my eyes"
look: cannot open my eyes

% ar x "my love life"
ar: my love life does not exist

% talk Putin@Kremlin
talk: Kremlin: Can't figure out network address.

% echo '[q]sa[ln0=aln256%Pln256/snlbx]sb3135071790101768542287578439snlbxq'|dc
GET A LIFE!