MEMO

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MEMO :

> > ------
> > From : Managing Director
> > To : Vice President
> >
> > "Tomorrow morning there will be a total eclipse of the sun at
> > nine o'clock. This is something which we cannot see everyday.
> > So let all employees line up outside, in their best clothes to
> > watch it.To mark the occasion of this rare occurrence, I will
> > personally explain the phenomenon to them. If it is raining we
> > will not be able to see it very well and in that case the
> > employees should assemble in the canteen."
> >
> > Translated :
> > From : Vice President
> > To : General Manager
> >
> > "By order of the Managing Director, there will be a total
> > eclipse of the sun at nine o' clock tomorrow morning. If it is
> > raining we will not be able to see it in our best clothes, on
> > the site. In this case the disappearance of the sun will be
> > followed through in the canteen. This is something we cannot
> > see happening everyday."
> >
> > Translated :
> > From : General managers
> > To : Industry Managers
> >
> > "By order of the Managing Director, we shall follow the
> > disappearance of the sun in our best clothes, in the canteen at
> > nine o' clock tomorrow morning. The Managing Director will tell
> > us whether it is going to rain. This is something which we
> > cannot see happen everyday."
> >
> > Translated :
> > From : Industry Managers
> > To : Location heads
> >
> > "If it is raining in the canteen tomorrow morning, which is
> > something that we cannot see happen everyday, the Managing
> > director in his best clothes, will disappear at nine o'clock."
> >
> > Translated :
> > From : Location heads
> > To : Marketing Executives
> >
> > "Tomorrow morning at nine o' clock, the Managing Director will
> > disappear without his clothes . It's a pity that we can't see
> > this happen everyday".