Boyfriend 5.0 --> Husband 1.0 (с бородой)

[Komissar]

Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
slowdown in overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry
applications that operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition,
Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance
9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such
as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and
House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging
5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\ I
THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Gui lt 3.0. If all
works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can
cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or
Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create
Snoring-Loudly.Wav files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law
1.0 or re-install another Boyfriend program. These are not supported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a
great operating system, but it does have a limited memory and cannot
learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software
to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0
and Lingerie 6.9.

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