My Cousin Rudy

[Alex_L]

Cheat Sheet quotes for the next press conference:

I don't want to hear commentary, argument, or opinion.
I don't even want to hear you clear your throat.

I did not come down here just to get jerked of.

You're getting fucked one way or the other.

I guess the fucking thing is broken.

There is NO WAY this is not going to trial.

Is there any more shit we can pile on to the top of the outcome of this case?!

I am in the dark here with all this legal crap. I have no idea what's going on.

Huh? What did I say?

I might have been mistaken.

I'll leave quietly, no grudges.

P.S.
You were serious about that?
Uh, everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you.