Greatest Blonde Joke EVER

RusskiPatzan · Post by **RusskiPatzan** » 08 May 2003 15:33

Greatest Blonde joke ever. (look for the link).
http://forums.uk2.net/showthread.php?s= ... post237345
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Monster01 · Post by **Monster01** » 09 May 2003 00:27

Так, ну ничего себе... :nono#:

Polar Cossack · Post by **Polar Cossack** » 23 Jun 2003 06:12

Зырьте сюда:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/frr/14911.html

Тум-пу-рум-тум-пу-пум тум-пупу-рурум..
А чё? А я ничё!

EMT · Post by **EMT** » 23 Jun 2003 06:26

Это жестоко :mrgreen:

Polar Cossack · Post by **Polar Cossack** » 23 Jun 2003 07:15

EMT wrote:Это жестоко

Да. У нас - жёсткий юмор. Вот такой:

Dm.uk · Post by **Dm.uk** » 25 Jun 2003 11:24

Johnny asks grandpa: Do you still have sex with granny?
Grandpa says: Yes, but only oral.
Johnny asks: What is oral?
Grandpa says: I say &uck you, she says &uck you too.

Zuza · Post by **Zuza** » 30 Jun 2003 23:29

A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when

a local police cruiser pulled her over and walked up to the car.

The police officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license.

The driver searched frantically in her purse for a

while and finally said to the blonde policewoman

"What does a driver's license look like?"

Irritated, the blonde cop said " it's got your picture on it!"

The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again

and found a small rectangular mirror down at the bottom.

She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be

my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde

policewoman.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to

the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had

known you were a police officer too, we could have

avoided all this hassle."