Клеим на бампер I love privet.com ...;)

Dedal · Post by **Dedal** » 12 Aug 2000 11:22

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kysaya · Post by **kysaya** » 12 Aug 2000 14:39

Some choice favorites:

"Pity your mom was pro-life too"

"Jesus loves you? Then he is the only one who does - everyone else thinks you're a ****"

"Never mind your kid being a honor student - you're an asshole" [img:621b1bd99f]http://www.privet.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif[/img:621b1bd99f]

SK · Post by SK » 13 Aug 2000 19:32

Еще про отличников:
"My kid shares sex & drugs with your honor roll student".
"My kid beat up your honor roll student" - ну, это довольно старый прикол.

Видела (и даже обгоняла) машину с VA номером "СКОРЕЕ" - это пять!

DmTs · Post by **DmTs** » 14 Aug 2000 07:32

"Чем тише едешь, тем меньше русский" [img:769099adc2]http://www.privet.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img:769099adc2]

Shev · Post by **Shev** » 14 Aug 2000 07:36

У нас в комплексе живет какой-то бывший вояка, у него на бампере написано:

There are only two kinds of ships: submarines and targets.

А еще встретилась на дороге ОЧЕНЬ нагло ведущая себя женщина. А табличка вокруг номера у нее была:

I'm not a *****
I'm the *****

Andrey · Post by **Andrey** » 14 Aug 2000 13:40

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dmitry Tsyganov:
[i:31271dd39d]"Чем тише едешь, тем меньше русский" [img:31271dd39d]http://www.privet.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img:31271dd39d][/i:31271dd39d]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
izmenim vsego odnu bukovku:

"Чем тише едешь, тем меньше русскoй"

RitaR · Post by **RitaR** » 14 Aug 2000 17:20

"Hug me, kiss me, take me shopping! "

IrinaM · Post by **IrinaM** » 14 Aug 2000 19:51

"You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me"

Max · Post by **Max** » 14 Aug 2000 21:55

Тут у одного знакомого в Сиэтле следующий номер:

HOMEPA

Inka · Post by **Inka** » 14 Aug 2000 22:39

А я видела
"The object in the car is bigger then you think"

Sirota · Post by **Sirota** » 14 Aug 2000 23:04

Ya! Ya hochu premiyu za luchshuyu ideyu dlya license plate (eshe ne realizovana, daryu):

"GIBDD"
[img:1496aadffe]http://www.privet.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img:1496aadffe] [img:1496aadffe]http://www.privet.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img:1496aadffe] [img:1496aadffe]http://www.privet.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img:1496aadffe]

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bemby · Post by **bemby** » 14 Aug 2000 23:14

У мента на мотоцикле вокруг номера написано:
"Smile! I'm not behind you."

Nataly · Post by **Nataly** » 14 Aug 2000 23:19

I might be slower, but I'm ahead of you [img:e4c7e45f97]http://www.privet.com/ubb/tongue.gif[/img:e4c7e45f97]

[img:e4c7e45f97]http://www.privet.com/ubb/cool.gif[/img:e4c7e45f97]

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Nataly

Diller · Post by **Diller** » 14 Aug 2000 23:22

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sirota:
[i:2586464135]Ya! Ya hochu premiyu za luchshuyu ideyu dlya license plate (eshe ne realizovana, daryu):

"GIBDD"
[img:2586464135]http://www.privet.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img:2586464135] [img:2586464135]http://www.privet.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img:2586464135] [img:2586464135]http://www.privet.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img:2586464135]

[This message has been edited by Sirota (edited 14-08-2000).][/i:2586464135]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Тогда уж напишите МЕНТ или МЕНТОВКА(если букв хватит) [img:2586464135]http://www.privet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img:2586464135]

SK · Post by SK » 15 Aug 2000 00:38

"I'd rather have a stout trout than a limp shrimp" (on a pickup truck)