How to stay awake at meetings

[LFN]

HOW TO STAY AWAKE AT MEETINGS

1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by drawing a square. 5"x 5" is a good size. Divide the card into columns, five across and five down. That will give you 25 one-inch blocks.

2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:

* synergy
* strategic fit
* core competencies
* best practice
* bottom line
* revisit
* take that off-line
* 24/7
* out of the loop
* benchmark
* value-added
* pro-active
* win-win
* think outside the box
* fast track
* result-driven
* empower (or empowerment)
* knowledge base
* at the end of the day
* touch base
* mind-set
* client focus(ed)
* paradigm
* game plan
* leverage

and last but not least
MOVING FORWARD......

3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout, "BULLSHIT!"

Testimonials from satisfied "BullShit Bingo" players:

"I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won."
-Paul D., Caloundra

"My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically."
- David D.,Rockhampton

"The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Ben G., Sydney

"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed 'BULLSHIT!' for the third time in two hours."- Kathleen L., Canberra

[OOOO]

Brilliant!

Какое счастье что я уже давно ушел из этого мира. Но воспоминания свежи. Мой предпоследний PM разговаривал именно этими словами.

[Uzito]

Вот вариант с рандомными карточками.
http://www.perkigoth.com/home/kermit/st ... shitbingo/

При каждом рефреше меняются позиции - можно всем участникам разные напечатать.