Jokes:Can't Live With Them and You Can't Live Without Them!

[UkrainianKangaroo]

A Blonde walks into an electronic store and says,
"Can I buy this TV?"
The guy at the counter says , "No."
The blonde asks, "Well, why not?"
The guy answers, "Because your a blonde."

The next day that same blonde walks into that electronic store with a wig on to look like a brunette.
"Can I buy this TV?" she asks.
The guy at the counter says , "No."
The blonde asks, "Well, why not?"
The guy answers, "Because your a blonde."

The next day that same blonde walks into that electronic store with a wig on to look like a red-head.
"Can I buy this TV?" she asks.
The guy at the counter says , "No."
The blonde asks, "Well, why not?"
The guy answers, "Because your a blonde."

"I've walked in here as a red-head and a brunette!How do you know I'm a blonde?"
The guy answers calmly, "Because that's not a TV, it's a microwave."