Кто есть Джорж Буш?

[Michael Popov]

slov net....

Ну это Вы что-то сьели ...

[MaxSt]

А танцевать на похоронах убитых солдат ему в голову не приходило, этому юмористу?

Стоит также прочесть его воспоминания о 9/11:

President Bush: But the day ended on a relatively humorous note. The agents said, "You'll be sleeping downstairs. Washington's still a dangerous place." And I said no, I can't sleep down there, the bed didn't look comfortable. I was really tired, Laura was tired, we like our own bed. We like our own routine. You know, kind of a nester. Like the way things are. I knew I had to deal with the issue the next day and provide strength and comfort to the country, and so I needed rest in order to be mentally prepared. So I told the agent we're going upstairs, and he reluctantly said okay. Laura wears contacts, and she was sound asleep. Barney was there. And the agent comes running up and says, "We're under attack. We need you downstairs," and so there we go. I'm in my running shorts and my T-shirt, and I'm barefooted. Got the dog in one hand, Laura had a cat, I'm holding Laura --

Mrs. Bush: I don't have my contacts in, and I'm in my fuzzy house slippers --

President Bush: And this guy's out of breath, and we're heading straight down to the basement because there's an incoming unidentified airplane, which is coming toward the White House. Then the guy says it's a friendly airplane. And we hustle all the way back upstairs and go to bed.

Mrs. Bush: [laughs] And we just lay there thinking about the way we must have looked.

Peggy Noonan (interviewer): So the day starts in tragedy and ends in Marx Brothers.

President Bush: That's right -- we got a laugh out of it.

MaxSt.

[Сидор]

Надеюсь, в ноябре красные проиграют и Буш останется в Белом Доме еще на 4 года.

А такие бинарные опросы свойственны двоичному же черно-белому мышлению красных.

[MaxSt]

Надеюсь, в ноябре красные проиграют и Буш останется в Белом Доме еще на 4 года.

Ну что коммунистов шансов нет, это ни для кого не секрет...
У демократов же, напротив, есть хорошие шансы выкинуть "юмориста".

MaxSt.

[tarantula]

Сидор wrote:

Надеюсь, в ноябре красные проиграют и Буш останется в Белом Доме еще на 4 год

Я тоже надеюсь.

PS Красным цветом всегда изображают ресубликанцев, достаточно Вам, уважаемый, смотреть на карту штатов во время выборов.

PPS Называть "красными" демократов, партию крупного капитала? Вы, уважаемый, дремучи аж до одури...

[Хворобьев]

А танцевать на похоронах убитых солдат ему в голову не приходило, этому юмористу?

Стоит также прочесть его воспоминания о 9/11:

President Bush: But the day ended on a relatively humorous note. The agents said, "You'll be sleeping downstairs. Washington's still a dangerous place." And I said no, I can't sleep down there, the bed didn't look comfortable. I was really tired, Laura was tired, we like our own bed. We like our own routine. You know, kind of a nester. Like the way things are. I knew I had to deal with the issue the next day and provide strength and comfort to the country, and so I needed rest in order to be mentally prepared. So I told the agent we're going upstairs, and he reluctantly said okay. Laura wears contacts, and she was sound asleep. Barney was there. And the agent comes running up and says, "We're under attack. We need you downstairs," and so there we go. I'm in my running shorts and my T-shirt, and I'm barefooted. Got the dog in one hand, Laura had a cat, I'm holding Laura --

Mrs. Bush: I don't have my contacts in, and I'm in my fuzzy house slippers --

President Bush: And this guy's out of breath, and we're heading straight down to the basement because there's an incoming unidentified airplane, which is coming toward the White House. Then the guy says it's a friendly airplane. And we hustle all the way back upstairs and go to bed.

Mrs. Bush: [laughs] And we just lay there thinking about the way we must have looked.

Peggy Noonan (interviewer): So the day starts in tragedy and ends in Marx Brothers.

President Bush: That's right -- we got a laugh out of it.

MaxSt.

MaxSt, это, конечно, оф-топик, но как Вы наткнулись на статью в "Ladies' Home Journal?" Почитываете?
Или специально искали? Если специально, то зачем? Просто любопытствую...

[MaxSt]

Просто любопытствую...

Довольно давно наткнулся на текст в каком-то блоге. Сейчас уже и не важно в каком именно - достаточно было вспомнить пару-тройку ключевых слов из текста и вскоре гугл предоставил ссылку на первоисточник на блюдечке с голубой каемочкой.

Еще несколько реплик Буша про 9/11:

-- "Lucky me. I hit the trifecta."
-- "It was an interesting day."
-- "I saw an airplane hit the tower - the TV was obviously on. And I used to fly, myself, and I said, well, there's one terrible pilot."

MaxSt.

[CEBEP]

This is a short poem made up entirely of actual quotations from
George W. Bush, arranged by Washington Post writer, Richard
Thompson.

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
Become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being
And the fish can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope,
Where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!