E1ena wrote:У нас тоже прогресс. Мы сгрызли мамин туфель, и сразу пошли в спальню - типа сами себя наказали (мы его там запирали, если напакостничал).
Он что, издевается над нами что ли????
Моя птичка..... Представляю себе его выражение морды лица.... Девушка наша себя показывает тоже будь здоров. Нет, не издевается, ей даже в голову не приходит. Просто у них такая логика, собачье-человеческая.
"Thank G*d I took off my heels, and put on my... HIMALAYAN WALKING
SHOES!!!" - Elaine Benes, writing copy for JPeterman's
Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?
Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the " Chrysler Beagle"?
Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember - to be a good dog.
1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.. neither are Mom and Dad's laps.
4. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
5. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
6. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and registration.
7. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
10. I will not throw up in the car.
11. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
And, finally, My last question . . .
Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?
IronOrchid wrote:Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the " Chrysler Beagle"?
Ой, вчера только заметила кучку автобусов типа Экарус ( ) и траков под названием Грейхаунд. Видимо, какая-то коммерческая перевозка?
AtticRoach wrote: Ой, вчера только заметила кучку автобусов типа Экарус ( :мргреен: ) и траков под названием Грейхаунд. Видимо, какая-то коммерческая перевозка?
Нехиленькая и немаленькая автобусная компания. Они везде в [US], а также в Канаде и в Мексике.
Founded in 1914, Greyhound Lines, Inc. is the largest provider of intercity bus transportation.
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak...
AtticRoach wrote: Ой, вчера только заметила кучку автобусов типа Экарус ( :мргреен: ) и траков под названием Грейхаунд. Видимо, какая-то коммерческая перевозка?
Нехиленькая и немаленькая автобусная компания. Они везде в [US], а также в Канаде и в Мексике. Founded in 1914, Greyhound Lines, Inc. is the largest provider of intercity bus transportation.
я в студенческие году часто ездила на greyhound из бостона в гости/na каникулы к маме в филадельфию. помню билет был $80 round trip--как раз для моего студенческого бюджета
