Господа форумчане, в духе пятницы, давайте поругаемся на эту тему...
Проблемы русских детей, выросших в иммигрантских семьях
•Having so much food on the table at every single party your parents host that can last for weeks when the party ends.
•Your mom tells you to eat something she just made and you say "mama, i'm not hungry," and she replies "a shto?! nada bit golodnim shtob eta pokushat?!"
•You say "Blin!" instead of "Shit!"
•the main sport every russian kid... has had to play once in their life: tennis, soccer, and durаk. if u dont know how to play durak, u should be disinherited.
•When you get sunburned your grandparents tell you to put smetana on it
•At one point in your life, you had a carpet hanging on your wall.
•You can't go to a friend's house "s pustymi rukami" - you should bring a torktik.
•Your mom will tell you to lose weight, and 5 minutes later ask you why you are not eating her piroshki.
•Your parents insist on wearing a hat in the winter, because golova ne zopa.
•You try to get your mother's attention several times by repeatedly saying 'mama..' and she replies "NE MAMKAY MNE!"
•When you tell your mother about something you read or did on the internet, and she responds with, "OH ti duraka valayish instead of looking for colleges?!"
•"gavno na palachky" is worse than just plain "gavno"
•There is no right time to eat anything cold. You either are sick, were just sick, or will get sick.
•There are only 3 types of anti-septic your parents trust and use: zelyonka, iod and marganzovka. So you have variety of choices to be green, orange or purple.
•"Holodets" is also known as "Jellied minced meat cooked with eggs and pig feet." Try getting any of your American friends to try that one.
•Trying to explain to your American friends what "iolki palki", "obaldet" or "pizdets" means
•Your dad brings peroshkee to the airport "Shtop ti nee kooshala drek", and airport security dosen't let you pass because they can't figure out what they are.
•Every guy you date/dated your father calls "chistiy dibil”
•Your mom insists that you clean your room before the cleaning lady comes "shtobi nye bilo stidno"
•When relatives and family friends tell you: "you know when your mother was your age she already had a husband and a kid to take care of..."
•When you come home from school or work you must change into your "domashniya" clothes.
•When your grandma doesnt let you outside untill you finish your food, even though youre dying inside.
•You spent elementary and middle school wanting PB&J and Fruit Rollups for lunch instead of your meatball wrapped in rye. Now you sit in your college dorm pining for kotleti.
•Papa's favorite line: "NITCHEVO SEBYE!"
•Every single event in your life is somehow indicative of whether or not you will get married
•Forget the Tylenol - every cold must be treated with "bankee". Papa stands over you with a torch while mamma puts blankets on your back & yells at you to keep still. Then trying to hide the round circles on your back from your American friends.
•"A chto k chau?"
•When you invite a friend to your house, and your mother begins feeding him/her, you know she approves. Likewise, if no food is offered, you know not to bring them back
я то ещё помню как это было, но сейчас никто их не использует.
И в Аптеке101 они продаются, за очень дорого. И знаю наших дам, кто недавно их в России покупал и сюда привозил, и других дамы, которые тем дамам их заказывали, потому что так дешевле, чем в он-лайн аптеке. И сейчас их делают еще и резиновыми, но многие все равно считают, что стеклянные лучше. И ими не только простуду лечат, но еще ими хорошо делать углубленный массаж спины или целлюлит разгонять, у кого где он есть. 
я паааапрашу .... Сметана от солнечных ожогов помогает лучше всего!!! До сих пор иногда пользуюсь
