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Resume Headline: HOW TO REPLACE ME WITH H-1B IMMIGRANTS
OBJECTIVE: *** UPDATE 7/2007 ***
PLEASE CONTACT COHENS & GRIGSBY IN PHILAPELPHIA TO LEARN HOW TO LEGALLY REPLACE ME WITH H-1B IMMIGRANTS SO YOU WILL BE IN COMPLIANCE WITH U.S. FEDERAL LABOR LAWS. IT IS MY ESTIMATE YOU WILL NEED 3 H-1B IMMIGRANTS TO REPLACE MY SKILLS AND TALENTS SO NEGOTIATE HARD TO OBTAIN THE BOTTOM OF THE RANGE. MY WINNING PERSONALITY IS, UNFORTUNATELY, NOT REPLACABLE SO YOU WILL SOMEHOW HAVE TO MANAGE WITH IMMIGRANT PERSONALITIES. BEST OF LUCK. I WILL BE IN MEDITATION AND PRAYER BEGGING THE FALLEN HEROS OF ALL OUR NATIONS WARS TO PLEASE FORGIVE THIS ONCE GREAT COUNTRY FOR WHAT IT IS NOW DOING TO IT'S CITIZENS.
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I am the perfect candidate for the employer searching for someone knowing both legacy host centric mainframe applications (COBOL, CICS, DB2) AND the .NET(VB.net, ASP.net, ADO.net, Visual Studio) environment!! Excellent candidate for travel.

I am the candidate that can adapt quickly to any technology challenge or change, over come all obstacles and implement projects on schedule with complete customer satisfaction. I am the CAN DO candidate in technology with a proven history and track record in changing technologies and ever increasing demands from customers.

IBM MVS and OS390 mainframe legacy application expert in standard tools; ie COBOL II, CICS, DB2, and more. Microfocus COBOL software developer and administrator. Authored 100's of applications in as many as 8 languages. Proficient in all platforms, mainframes, mid range (AS400), pc client/server and networks (LAN/WAN). Recently added .Net skills including JAVA via federal WIA education.

Professional who is motivational, people-oriented, enthusiastic and personable, well organized, works well under pressure and enjoys “hand-holding” when it comes to end-user support; I review, analyze, and modify programming systems including coding, testing, debugging and installing to support my organization's business application systems.
EXPERIENCE: 2/2007 - Present US Security Columbia, SC
Industry: All
Non IT
Non IT / SC Security Officer Weapons clearance, extensive background check approved.
6/2005 - 12/2006 WIA Training Birmingham, Alabama
Industry: All
Education / Retraining / Re-Tooling
After Bellsouth layoffs due to Offshoring and subsequent AT&T take over, work force qualified for federal OneStop WIA (Workforce Investment Act) education and retraining. I took advantage of this offering to invest in and pursue as much .Net training and exposure as I could possibly obtain. Classes such as VB.net, ASP.net, ADO.net, SQL Server, JAVA, C#.net and much more. This was such an exciting exposure that I purchased Visual Studio 2005 for my home pc and personal use as well as ten Microsoft Press books on each of these subjects as well as the MCAD / MCSD reference. I am excited about the possibility of incorporating my past excellent business analyst skills with this new technology to meet a challenging and rewarding future.
2/2004 - 5/2005 BellSouth / Accenture Birmingham, Alabama
Industry: Computer Software
Software Developer
Full product life-cycle support of BellSouth billing systems and telephone bills including adjustments. Meet with customers to achieve maximum benefit through planning, estimating, managing, delivering projects. Analyze problems designing solutions to be assigned to software developers in India for off-shore coding. Create direction and scope for projects and sustain environment to optimize individual contributions in order to create value for the customer.
Selected Contributions:
* Recognized as an effective analyzer, problem solver, and troubleshooter.
* Superb multitasking skills applied to handling multiple job responsibilities.
* Creative communicator with technical professionals of all levels and roles.
Tools:
CICS COBOL DB2 TSO/ISPF JCL
10/2003 - 2/2004 FMLA Birmingham, Alabama
Industry: All
Family Medical Leave Act
Left BCBSSC on 90 day FMLA to care for elderly parent with Alzheimers.
5/2002 - 10/2003 BLUE CROSS BLUE SHIELD OF SOUTH CAROLINA Columbia, South Carolina
Industry: Insurance
Systems Engineer
Make customer requested changes to healthcare system as required by industry changes and enhancements. Lead functional and technical design, development, delivery and maintenance of technology based business solutions. Design, code, enhance, test software applications to meet business requirements. Lead the identification and implementation of configuration changes and maintenance of software applications. Identify client needs and assist in the development of proposals for sales promotions.
Selected Contributions:
* Excellent organization and attention to detail.
* Outstanding track record as a project leader and systems analyst.
* Dedicated to learning and applying new skills and ideas.
Tools:
CICS VSAM COBOL DB2 TSO/ISPF JCL ENDEAVOR
2/2001 - 7/2001 CSC Healthcare Birmingham, Alabama
Industry: Computer Software
Senior Programmer
PowerMHS AS400 COBOL Contract
12/2000 - 2/2001 Unisys Birmingham, Alabama
Industry: Computer Hardware
Computer Technician
A+ and Network+ Technician / Customer sites
4/1978 - 7/2000 Blue Cross and Blue Shield of Alabama Birmingham, Alabama
Industry: Insurance
Systems Analyst
Designed, coded, implemented and supported the Alternate Billing (EMC/EDI) system of Blue Cross. This system was designed to allow for electronic “clean claim” processing. Hand picked, after BCBS was awarded CWF (Medicare) contract, to implement massive batch and online system. Implemented enrollment ITS. Designed and implemented a PC-based claims entry system (PCEMC). Supervised two individuals in the development of 120 PC based programs. This was a major revenue enhancer by allowing the “pre-edited” “clean claim” entry of healthcare claims allowing immediate adjudication. Hand picked and appointed network manager for initial corporate LAN/WAN beginning in 1990 as a pilot.
Selected Contributions:
* Strong technical acumen with a wide array of systems, networks, and programs.
* Proven leader with mentoring capabilities as COBOL instructor having developed and implemented large corporate coding standards.
* Proven ability to manage technical projects requiring budgeting, requisitioning, invoicing, and asset management.
Tools:
TSO/ISPF JCL VSAM CICS COBOL MICROFOCUS COBOL
EDUCATION: 5/1977 University Of Montevallo, Accounting & Finance US-Alabama-Montevallo
Bachelor's Degree
Bachelor of Business Administration, Accounting and Finance
5/1977 University of Montevallo US-Alabama-Montevallo
Bachelor's Degree
BBA / Accounting
AFFILIATIONS: 3/2001 - Present CompTIA Member
SKILLS: Skill Name Skill Level Last Used/Experience
VB.net Intermediate Currently used/1 years
ADO.net Intermediate Currently used/1 years
SQL Server Programming Beginner Currently used/1 years
XML Intermediate Currently used/1 years
ASP.net Intermediate Currently used/1 years
.Net Framework Intermediate Currently used/1 years
Event Driven Programming Intermediate Currently used/1 years
Visual Studio Intermediate Currently used/1 years
OOP Intermediate Currently used/1 years
Legacy Expert Currently used/10 years
Host Centric Expert Currently used/10 years
Mainframe Expert Currently used/10 years
COBOL II Expert Currently used/10 years
COBOL Expert Currently used/10 years
CICS Expert Currently used/10 years
TSO Expert Currently used/10 years
ISPF Expert Currently used/10 years
JCL Expert Currently used/10 years
VSAM Expert Currently used/10 years
DB2 Expert Currently used/3 years
Endeavor Intermediate 3 years ago/2 years
Expeditor Intermediate 3 years ago/2 years
A+ Expert 2 years ago/10 years
AS400 Intermediate 3 years ago/1 years
BCA Beginner 3 years ago/10 years
Blue Cross Institutional Expert 2 years ago/10 years
Blue Exchange Expert 2 years ago/2 years
Blue Shield Professional Expert 2 years ago/10 years
C++ Beginner Currently used/1 years
CM/2 Intermediate 2 years ago/5 years
DDCS Intermediate 3 years ago/5 years
DUMPMASTER Intermediate 2 years ago/2 years
EDI Intermediate 2 years ago/10 years
EMC Expert 3 years ago/10 years
FastList Intermediate 2 years ago/2 years
FileAide Intermediate 2 years ago/2 years
Groupwise Email Intermediate 2 years ago/5 years
HCFA Intermediate 3 years ago/10 years
HLLAPI Intermediate 3 years ago/10 years
Lan Server Intermediate 2 years ago/10 years
Image Plus Intermediate 2 years ago/5 years
IMS Beginner 1 year ago/10 years
IND$FILE Intermediate 2 years ago/10 years
I-net Intermediate 2 years ago/5 years
IP/2 Intermediate 2 years ago/5 years
ITS Expert 2 years ago/5 years
LAPS Intermediate 2 years ago/5 years
Medicaid Intermediate +4 years ago/5 years
Medicare Intermediate 2 years ago/5 years
Microfocus COBOL Expert 2 years ago/5 years
Microsoft COBOL Intermediate 2 years ago/5 years
Microsoft Office Intermediate Currently used/5 years
Excel Expert Currently used/5 years
Access Expert Currently used/5 years
MQ Series Intermediate 2 years ago/5 years
MPTS Intermediate 2 years ago/5 years
NDIS Intermediate 2 years ago/5 years
Network + Expert 1 year ago/5 years
OS/2 Expert 2 years ago/10 years
OS390 Intermediate 1 year ago/10 years
MVS Intermediate 1 year ago/10 years
PC Expert Currently used/10 years
DOS Expert Currently used/10 years
Client/Server Intermediate Currently used/10 years
PowerMHS Intermediate 2 years ago/1 years
SmartTest Intermediate 2 years ago/2 years
SPFPC Intermediate 2 years ago/10 years
VB Intermediate Currently used/1 years
Warp Server Expert 2 years ago/5 years
Web Server Intermediate 1 year ago/5 years
Application Deployment Expert 1 year ago/10 years
Software Configuration Management Expert 1 year ago/15 years
Inventory Management Intermediate 3 years ago/10 years
Team Leadership Intermediate 2 years ago/10 years
Application Configuration Intermediate 2 years ago/10 years
Component Testing Intermediate 2 years ago/15 years
Microsoft Visual Studio Beginner Currently used/1 years
.Net Beginner Currently used/1 years
Team Leadership Intermediate 1 year ago/5 years
Risk Management Intermediate 2 years ago/10 years
Business Objectives Intermediate 1 year ago/10 years
Test Execution Intermediate 2 years ago/5 years
Application Testing Intermediate 2 years ago/15 years
Innovation Intermediate 1 year ago/10 years
Computer Based Trainging - CBT Intermediate 2 years ago/5 years
JAVA (J2SE) Intermediate Currently used/1 years
Business Analyst Intermediate 2 years ago/5 years
Project Management Beginner 2 years ago/2 years
Project Manager Intermediate 2 years ago/2 years
Project Leader Expert 2 years ago/15 years
Engineer Intermediate 2 years ago/5 years
Analyst Expert 2 years ago/15 years
Analysis Expert 2 years ago/15 years
Project Leader Intermediate 2 years ago/15 years
Team Lead Intermediate 2 years ago/15 years
Manager Intermediate 2 years ago/16 years
Tivoli Beginner +4 years ago/1 years
ADDITIONAL
INFORMATION: Highly motivated, dedicated and energetic individual with unique ability to motivate and energize others. Willing to travel, even internationally if needed. I am interested/willing to pursue/obtain a security clearance if possible (reading employment ads, that seems to be a very positive addition to a career portfolio).

Designed and implemented claims entry system written in PC COBOL for all lines of business. Coordinated two other employees in development of 120 programs. Enhanced revenue by allowing “pre-edited clean claim” entry of claims, allowing for immediate adjudication. Developed data communications to transfer data from provider offices to mainframe. Overcame challenge of extremely diverse provider office PC environments by having provider representatives train customers with existing/working systems and having technical staff work with provider hardware to ensure system success. Project recognized by health care companies nationwide.

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I wish to infrom you that am interested in the offer. I wish you apply for me and I have attached my resume.I will available with a fourth night. I do not have work authorization and will need to get it.
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