Jesus Turned Away at US Border

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http://www.counterpunch.org/monkerud03032007.html

Despite waiting almost 2000 years to return to earth, Jesus was turned away at the Mexican border this morning by the Department of Homeland Security, which claimed the Lord had arrived without a proper passport.

"The alien individual said this was 'the second coming' but failed to prove that he had been here before," said John Snaggleburp, a border guard in Texas. "He had some scars and stuff, smelled and wore a funky old bed sheet: He was a weird looking dude."